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A Scottish prison will be closed during the week of Christmas. A teenage girl recovers from two SUV accidents. iPhone introduces a Ronald Regan app.

An international prank vandalized speed cameras. The man who created “The Hokey Pokey” died. New Ecstasy pills feature President Obama’s face.

A homeless man was arrested for breaking into a home. Japanese Anime has been struggling. A tourist was arrested at Walt Disney World for making a bomb treat.

A college student went a whole year without money. 12 cheerleaders were in a car accident. Burundi is offering refuge to albinos.

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is changing course. Iraqi refugees are flocking to Detroit. Studies show lesbian parents are better than heterosexuals.

A man files a police report explaining his disappearance. The city of Salinas will give away turkeys at a DUI checkpoint. Several married Texans discovered they are really not married.

SF’s trolley line was shut down yesterday. A new law in GA allows teachers to have sex with students. The man who shot the Old Sac sea lion is awaiting punishment.

Couple in FL arrested for selling stolen goods. Injured ninja calls the paramedics. FOX News caught in another lie.

A charity helps to bring troops home for the holidays. Suspected robbers bottle feed a baby. A father speaks Klingon to his child.

A mother drives around with her teenage daughter on the roof. A landfill tech in San Diego lied about methane readings. President George W. Bush is getting a library named after him.